Right now I’ve got a crazy vision. It’s called Obama Hotness – Obama gear for motivated, strong, hot, forward-thinking young voters. Thank you Obama Girl for starting the trend with the Obama boyshorts (I WANT A PAIR NOW), but now I’m envisioning more. MORE.
- White knee socks
- Rhinestone tanks
- Rhinestone BRAS
- Tight tees for strong-armed men
- Suspenders with Barack on one side and Obama on the other, to be worn by men and women alike with nothing underneath
- Obama necklaces like the Carrie one on “Sex and the City”
- Teeny all-black tube tops with OBAMA in white across the middle (would look something like a CENSORED bar on TV)
I want Barack and Michelle to star in the fashion show during the next Fashion Week. It’s going to be big.
I think a legion of bright white smiles bursting out of Obama Hotness could really champion a new fundraising effort. Or at least raise a few... eyebrows. I’m going to talk to Leah Kaufmann about it.
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