So this VP debate is coming up on Thursday. Quite frankly, I’m more excited for it than I was for last week’s presidential one. I think it's because Palin has been in debate “bootcamp” since last week, and I picture her standing in camo at a podium barking her answers at Beavis and Butthead’s gym teacher Mr. Buzzcut. That image brightens my day.
But seriously, what's she learning at this so-called camp? One can only speculate…
1) Maybe they're convincing her that the picture she claims to have seen? You know, the one of human footprints inside of dinosaur tracks? It was just an instance of witchcraft.
2) Maybe she’s forced to watch an endless loop of Ms. Teen South Carolina’s horrendous “the Iraq” answer a la A Clockwork Orange, just to burn the image out of her head. Because we all know her Couric interview answers were shocking similar. Can you even tell them apart?
3) But if she’s going to say something crazy, maybe they’re teaching her to at least back it up with a compelling image. Like this one.
4) And when it comes to actual issues…
b) On second thought, try to keep your mouth shut as much as possible.
c) And if (when) you do say something ridiculous, just scream sexism and blame Biden/the moderator/the MSM for intimidating you. Mark my words, that’ll work like a charm.