Dear Google Adsense,
What are you trying to do to me? Isn’t your service called Google Adsense? Aren’t you supposed to “match ads to [my] site's content… ads so well-matched, in fact, that [my] readers will actually find them useful”? You do a marginal job at best, and when it really counts you fail miserably.
What am I referring to, you ask? I'll tell you what: these stupid GOP ads. I hardly ever even mention their candidate by name (exemplified by the screenshot below, taken from a May post), and yet you continue to serve this crummy animated GIF at the bottom of 9 out of 10 of my political posts.
I wish you’d just sit down and read my blog once it a while. Understand it. Because right now, I feel like you don’t get me at all – like we’re not on the same page in this relationship. I really don’t want to end things with you, but it might come to that if you keep misinterpreting my feelings.
And to my readers – please ignore the GOP ad that’s probably at the bottom of this post. Clearly, I do not support their candidate’s campaign.