Dear Dog Chapman,
You’re a pretty talented guy - looks like you lost all the glory that you and your mullet have worked so hard for all on your own! Oh, and it makes Black people around the globe feel warm inside that you don’t mean “scum n*gger without a soul” when you slip the N word into polite dinner conversation—gosh, why would we even think that?! But we sympathize with you—it’s a cold world out there now that Americans are free to call you names, isn’t it?
So thanks for the heartfelt apology; now your abysmal career can finally end and we can happily file you away with all the other racist cowards of the last 2 years.
Peace and happiness,
PS - I wish you many bright-eyed caramel grandchildren!
National Enquirer: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/dog_bounty_hunter_racial_slur_tape/celebrity/64325
More news from CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/01/dog.chapman.ap/index.html