Dear Star Simpson,
I want to personally thank you for walking into Logan Airport this morning with a bunch of wires strapped to your chest. You really woke up with a fab idea!
Sounds like an incredible art project. And gosh, how did you get the idea to test your glorious fake bomb creation in Boston?! The fact that our lovely city was the origin of the Sept. 11th attacks must have completely slipped your mind! Silly Star...must have been studying that day :)
Anyway, did you get any buyers at Logan? Are you showing your bomb creations in any galleries around town? If so, let me know!
Actually, I happen to be flying this afternoon—so hopefully I can catch a glimpse of your “art” while you’re waiting to be arraigned. Super.
You really made my day of travel a tad brighter.
All the best!